this page was last updated the same time Moses changed his underwear, and is about as interesting.
this site best viewed under the influence of drugs, preferrably illegal, with plenty more on hand...
this site is 'Year 200' enabled...as far as the 'Year 2000' , like anybody gives a shit if this site gets fucked up by that computer problem....
With all that that said, if you still want to see my site, and you figured out you had to scroll down, click here to get in...
The Disclaimer
yes i love my mom, yes i know the terminating decimal of "pi" but forgot it, yes Darth Vader is Luke's father, yes i'm still a taoist, yes the marshmallows in a box of Lucky Charms are derived from pagan glyphs referring to fertility, yes there is a santa claus, yes 'Bob' loves me, yes the great pyramid is an extremely ancient repository for antediluvial knowledge, yes there is art here somewhere, yes Apple is the better computer, yes LEGOs are the obvious distillation of traditional megalithic building techniques, yes i was a bit tipsy when concocting this, and yes i rethought it when i was sober... and by the way, this entire site, including all text, design, layout, artwork and oh-so-quriky sense of humor is copyrighted by me, george coghill, 1998. Of course i hold no dominion over the artwork i snagged, but those all lead to the links from whence i pinched, and if they have done nothing to protect their work, so be it. i appropriated only with the noble purpose of paying hommage.
...so i leave you with the immortal words of Oswald... 'you mean i'm the only one?'...
